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“There have not been discussions about toning down the rhetoric”

4 hours ago

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Greenland threatened with joint US-Antarctic invasion

5 hours ago

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New theory proposed for Europa’s theoretical ecosystem

6 hours ago

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REMINDER: Buy as much milk, eggs, bread, and gas as you can

7 hours ago

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Regime enforcer takes defeat in “case” against Don Lemon poorly

8 hours ago

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Texas oil industry sweating Venezuela glut

9 hours ago

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Potomac polluted with swampy sewage – plus a sewer pipe broke!

9 hours ago

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Vice President Neckbeard cops to MAGA base’s disappointments

9 hours ago

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Trump blames Schumer for Trump holding up funding for New York-New Jersey rail tunnel expansion project approved years ago

10 hours ago

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Pizza Hut unable to get “traditional” Italians to try their new pasta

11 hours ago

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Jaydee “jokes” that he was attacked by illegal alien sex offenders

12 hours ago

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More than 1,300 flights canceled ahead of winter storm

12 hours ago

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NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

13 hours ago

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DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

13 hours ago

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Connecticut town plagued by mysterious persistent hum

13 hours ago

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French government survives two no confidence votes

14 hours ago

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Long Island cops “free” trapped deer into traffic

16 hours ago

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Target workers ordered not to help anyone hide from ICE

16 hours ago

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Mark Carney unvited to “Board of Peace” he didn’t want to join

1 day ago

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Chicago jury acquits “gang member” who put bounty on CBP Nazi

1 day ago

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You’ll never guess where the actual migrant sex offender was

1 day ago

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“SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?”

1 day ago

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Matt Gaetz escapes Florida Bar discipline

1 day ago

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Regime briefs Supreme Court in bid to kill California Prop 50

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Fascist neckbeard pwns Minneapolis

1 day ago

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Fat Hitler sues JP Morgan Chase and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion

1 day ago

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Mike Fanone nearly beats the shit out of Ivan Raiklin in hearing room

1 day ago

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Mike Johnson offended by question about Trump’s bruised hands

1 day ago

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Minnesota magistrate refuses to sign off on Don Lemon arrest

1 day ago

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President extra busy creating lasting world peace at Davos summit

1 day ago

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Former South Korean prime minister gets 23 years in the joint

1 day ago

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FBI arrests two of Don Lemon’s anti-Christian terrorists

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jim Jordan wrestles Jack Smith

2 days ago

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The trains in Spain are causing a lot of pain

2 days ago

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Netanyahu skipped Davos because of ICC warrant

2 days ago

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“Donald Trump could look at me in the face and tell me to go screw myself and I’d say, ‘Thank you.’ That’s good… That’s a positive thing”

2 days ago

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Orange Conquistador still entertaining annexation of Greenland

2 days ago

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ICE deports defendant facing trial in $100 million jewel heist

2 days ago

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Major winter storm to eff up everything for Eastern US

2 days ago

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Lara Trump assures Fox News fans that Donald’s “faculties” are fine

2 days ago

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Elizabeth Holmes requests clemency

2 days ago

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Turning Point USA cease and desists Candace Owens

2 days ago

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Whistleblower says ICE ordered to ignore Fourth Amendment

2 days ago

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RNC offended by photoshop of fascist cosplayer in new attire

2 days ago

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New York judge nukes Nicole Malliotakis’s district

2 days ago

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Florida boat captain finds 23 keys of cocaine, hilarity ensues

2 days ago

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Turkey Hill launches new “soft-serve-like” hard-serve ice cream

2 days ago

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CNBC d-bag Joe Kernen interview Trump: Live video

2 days ago

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Green TACO Land: Trump says agreement brokered by Rutte

2 days ago

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Japanese rescue helicopter crew avoids dangerous volcanic crater by not landing to check on helicopter crashed in volcanic crater

2 days ago

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