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Denmark summons US ambassador over Trump Greenland fuckery

40 minutes ago

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Bernie to ceremonially swear Mamdani in to office

55 minutes ago

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Mike Johnson threatens Americans with a good time

2 hours ago

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Regime wehrmacht plans “major” announcement from Palm Beach

3 hours ago

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Russian general gets exploded in Moscow

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Grindr is a friggin grind

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WHOA: Charlamagne Tha God sits down with ABC’s Jon Karl

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Todd Blanche fucks up kinda badly

23 hours ago

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Stefanik quit after Trump refused to endorse her

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: TPUSA drama continues

2 days ago

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US Navy seizes non-sanctioned Venezuelan oil tanker

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“They aren’t motivated by fear or anger”

2 days ago

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Joran Van Der Sloot nearly Epsteined in Peruvian prison

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WATCH LIVE: Fat Elvis performs for dwindling audience

2 days ago

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Santanic cult raids Montreal supermarket

3 days ago

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Siskel and Ebert Massie and Khanna give it two thumbs down

3 days ago

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Might’ve been better for Elise if Trump just didn’t post anything

3 days ago

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President of peace bombs Syria

3 days ago

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LIVE UPDATES: Merry Epsteinmas!

3 days ago

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STEFANIK QUITS GOV RACE AND 2026 REELECTION LOL

3 days ago

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Wyoming Senator too “exhausted” to run for reelection in 2026

3 days ago

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Thanks for saving the koala, but also kind of no thanks, asshole

3 days ago

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South Carolina pastor indicted after driving young wife to suicide

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump holds up some bullshit shiny object to distract from imminent release of all the dirt on his dead ex-bestie Jeff

3 days ago

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Dems already threatening lawsuits over Blanche’s weaseling

3 days ago

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Top DOD lawyer told JCOS chair to try retiring if issued illegal order

3 days ago

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Noem admits first Trump Admin gave Brown maniac his green card

3 days ago

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Orange Fuhrer gets a little myopic on polling numbers

3 days ago

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Consumer sentiment “current conditions” at lowest-ever level

3 days ago

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Todd Blanche really sucks at this Epstein files gaslighting bit

3 days ago

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Fundraising email declares “Trump is SAD”

3 days ago

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Singapore adds ass-caning penalties for fraud convictions

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Turning Point cult fest

4 days ago

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TikTok sold to MAGA-allied syndicate

4 days ago

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NASA’s DEI hire to hold press conference after eight month ISS stay

4 days ago

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Nutlick says Q2 2026 economy will be “amazing”

4 days ago

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Justice Department racing to redact Epstein files

4 days ago

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There might actually be a person of interest in Brown shootings

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Grandpa surrounded by white coats

4 days ago

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Minister of Information praises most glorious Leader’s achievement

4 days ago

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Lula says fuck off to legislature trying to spring Bolsonaro early

4 days ago

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Christmas pageant camel kicks Texas Megachurch congregant

4 days ago

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“The creation of a penis costs on average in America – according to this data, high quality $150,000 per child”: Top public health official

4 days ago

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The most miraculous resurrection of the Quesarito hath come

4 days ago

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Pope fires MAGA New York City Cardinal

4 days ago

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This tweet is a total game-changer for the American people

4 days ago

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German prosecutors charge eight young Reichsters with terror plot

4 days ago

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Regime aims to put Trump book for kids in Afrikaner welcome pack

4 days ago

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Fox and Friends chills warm feels with nagging, depressing facts

4 days ago

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“He came across a little shouty”

4 days ago

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