Emcee Julia Louis-Dreyfus had a few zingers for Trump. Among them:
- “[The Democrats’ text number] 30330 should be easy to remember because that’s the year Trump will release his tax returns.”
- Repeatedly getting the name of the Vice President wrong: “Ponce.” “Poonse.” “Punz.”
- “Joe Biden goes to church so regularly that he doesn’t even need tear gas and a bunch of federalized troops to get there.”
- “30330: we all known that would be Trump’s golf score if he didn’t cheat… and we all know he cheats.”
- “When [Trump] spoke at his inauguration about ‘American carnage’ I assumed that was something he was against, not a campaign promise.”
- “Tonight, I couldn’t be prouder to be a loyal union member, a passionate climate activist and a patriotic Democrat. Or as Donald Trump will call me in a tweet tomorrow: ‘A washed up, horse-faced, no-talent has-been with low ratings.’ Well, with all due respect, sir, it takes one to know one.”
- “30330 is not that hard to remember. Watch: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. 30330.”