"STOP!" commands Trump to all election authorities nationwide

For our Country to be sending 80 million UNSOLICITED BALLOTS is very unfair and a roadmap to disaster. Even recent small and easier to control elections which did this are a catastrophic disaster. Fraudulent & missing Ballots like never seen before. 20% and 30% off. STOP!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2020

“Who is healthier, Obama or President Trump?”

Low Energy Greg wants H-1Bs purged from public education

WATCH LIVE: Karoline spews lethal venom at media

Walz evidently works Trump

NYPD cop put on desk duty after fatally shooting unarmed raccoon

RNC says socialist queer DEI terrorists need to tone down rhetoric

Top Republican Minnesota gov hopeful ends bid over Pretti murder

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Orange God Emperor entertains withdrawing ICE from Minneapolis

Todd Blanche withers under softball questioning by Fox News

Fat Hitler issues deranged ultimatum

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“Fuck you, Ted”

Alex Pretti was disarmed before he was executed

President addresses nation riven by unrest

Make America Great Again

Double decker TACO served up

Fox News already reporting executed man was armed

ICE agents execute another civilian in Minneapolis

Angry grandpa threatens Canada with 100 percent tariff

Xi purges top ChiCom general

“There have not been discussions about toning down the rhetoric”

Greenland threatened with joint US-Antarctic invasion

New theory proposed for Europa’s theoretical ecosystem

REMINDER: Buy as much milk, eggs, bread, and gas as you can

Regime enforcer takes defeat in “case” against Don Lemon poorly

Texas oil industry sweating Venezuela glut

Potomac polluted with swampy sewage – plus a sewer pipe broke!

Vice President Neckbeard cops to MAGA base’s disappointments

Trump blames Schumer for Trump holding up funding for New York-New Jersey rail tunnel expansion project approved years ago

Pizza Hut unable to get “traditional” Italians to try their new pasta

Jaydee “jokes” that he was attacked by illegal alien sex offenders

More than 1,300 flights canceled ahead of winter storm

NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

Connecticut town plagued by mysterious persistent hum

French government survives two no confidence votes

Long Island cops “free” trapped deer into traffic

Target workers ordered not to help anyone hide from ICE

Mark Carney unvited to “Board of Peace” he didn’t want to join

Chicago jury acquits “gang member” who put bounty on CBP Nazi

You’ll never guess where the actual migrant sex offender was

“SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?”

Matt Gaetz escapes Florida Bar discipline

Regime briefs Supreme Court in bid to kill California Prop 50

WATCH LIVE: Fascist neckbeard pwns Minneapolis

Fat Hitler sues JP Morgan Chase and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion

Mike Fanone nearly beats the shit out of Ivan Raiklin in hearing room

Mike Johnson offended by question about Trump’s bruised hands