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Fat bastard acts like April 2nd is Bastille Day

31 minutes ago

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Luna non-denies story about Trump offering her his bed

1 hour ago

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Minnesota Republicans want “TDS” recognized as mental illness

2 hours ago

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Victim wonders what he ever did to deserve all this hate

2 hours ago

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Navajo code talkers erased from military websites

3 hours ago

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Violent situation at remote Antarctic base probably of Earthly origin

4 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Karoline Karnage at the White House

5 hours ago

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February retail sales data misses expectations

5 hours ago

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Houthi fuck do they think they are? No one challenges the narrative

6 hours ago

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Fanboy can hardly contain his erection for Tom Homan

7 hours ago

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No shit, Sherlock

7 hours ago

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Schumer book tour postponed

7 hours ago

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Certainty qualified with uncertainty

8 hours ago

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Reich claims expelled Lebanese doctor a Hezbollah sympathizer

8 hours ago

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Fox News reports “self-described veteran” kicked out of town hall

9 hours ago

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Orange Tyrant claims Biden pardons null and void

10 hours ago

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Team Orange defied judge’s order on deportation flights

24 hours ago

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President Trump responds to deadly tornadoes and wildfires

1 day ago

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Wisconsin Trump voter notices increased immigration enforcement

1 day ago

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Suck it up, you puny fucking nobodies of the US electorate

1 day ago

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Orange in the red on the economy for the first time ever in NBC poll

1 day ago

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Movie Night Saturday: World War Z

2 days ago

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Kremlin asset denies boss was such a dick to errand boy

2 days ago

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MAGA Land skeptical of a stupid conspiracy theory for a change

2 days ago

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Reich stormtroopers hid Canadian detainee from media

2 days ago

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Cybertruck deliveries halted

2 days ago

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Mohammed Bonesaw’s plan to build twin 1,600 ft tall, 106 mile-wide skyscrapers across vast, hostile desert running into difficulties

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Warlord addresses Justice Department

3 days ago

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South Carolina man sues Nancy Mace over sex trafficking speech

3 days ago

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“Next question”

3 days ago

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MAGA Congresskaren thinks Dems conspiring with auto CEOs

3 days ago

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DOGE-eat-dog world

3 days ago

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Mount Spurr getting closer to hot, steamy, satisfying release

3 days ago

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Bondi vows to protect all Teslas regardless of color or model

3 days ago

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Consumer sentiment continues tanking, even among Republicans

3 days ago

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“Medicaid isn’t just for Black people in the ghetto, these are our voters”: Trump minion after Elon Musk interview clusterfuck

3 days ago

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Lutnick tells Fox viewers everything will be fine by Q4 2025

3 days ago

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Michigan focus grouper fears US will “turn into a dictatorship”

3 days ago

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Justin Trudeau officially resigns, Mark Carney to be sworn in

3 days ago

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Most Brits don’t have particularly strong feelings about aliens: poll

3 days ago

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New York Post reports pirate lord seizing control of forlorn island

3 days ago

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S&P 500’s “correction” seventh-fastest ever

3 days ago

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Second Amendment patriot celebrates freedom at Tesla dealership

3 days ago

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MAGA Congressman didn’t want to hold town hall

4 days ago

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Mike Johnson’s prayers answered again as God takes another Dem

4 days ago

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Newsmax asshole’s explanation for why stock market crash actually Biden and Dems’ fault way too long, boring, and convoluted

4 days ago

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President Shitbag takes birthright case to Los Supremos

4 days ago

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Voters think economy even worse now than under Biden: QU poll

4 days ago

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“This is what open borders potentially can bring you”

4 days ago

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Pro-Palestinian Jews occupy Trump Tower in Manhattan

4 days ago

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