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Four-story-tall Naked Nectarine effigy appears in Vegas

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Giuliani endorses Kamala Harris

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WATCH LIVE: Tester vs Sheehy in Montana

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Syrian state TV propagandist reportedly killed in IDF airstrike

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On 100 birthday, Carter doing more to help homeless than GOP

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Debate loser says they’re too rigged for him to do another

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Letcher County, Kentucky sheriff Mickey Stines retires

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Pete Rose fails to cheat death

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Biden calls out Trump’s bullshit

6 hours ago

Alpha takes the job seriously

7 hours ago

New ballot dropbox bolted down so MAGA mayor can’t hide it again

7 hours ago

Biden touts plunging violent crime rates

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Orange Pussy squirms away from MSNBC reporter’s questions

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Georgia judge rules state’s six-week abortion ban unconstitutional

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USPS carrier maces MAGA Michigander enraged over Harris mail

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Demagogue capitalizes on tragedy

10 hours ago

Justice Department conducting election day dry run in Alaska

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Springfield factory owner got death threats for employing Haitians

11 hours ago

Demented old codger thinks photo was “staged”

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“They’re constantly criticizing our nominee for president”

12 hours ago

Harris campaign paying for “RINO” endorser’s home security cams

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Jim Jordan noticeably not saying where he’s been the last few days

13 hours ago

Orange Freak complains Biden Administration protecting his safety

13 hours ago

Nancy Mace issues statement on Hurricane Helene

13 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Biden addresses nation on Hurricane Helene

14 hours ago

More hurricanes possibly on the way: NHC

14 hours ago

Top Arizona leaders agonized over “non-citizen” voter shitshow

15 hours ago

Baby Goebbels wants less talk, more paper towel throwing

15 hours ago

Springfield mayor says he hasn’t heard from Jaydee yet

15 hours ago

NYC Orthodox Jewish leaders backing Cuomo for mayor

16 hours ago

Surprise! Pro-Trump counties by far more reliant on “socialism”

16 hours ago

New York Times op-ed board prints urgent plea not to unsubscribe

17 hours ago

Eric Adams hires C-list MAGA lawyer

17 hours ago

North Carolina officials say they want help, not campaign stops

18 hours ago

Boris Johnson planned military raid on Holland to get COVID vaxes

18 hours ago

Former Arizona GOP Senator endorses Harris/Walz

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Felon screams at cult in Pennsylvania

1 day ago

Marine Le Pen may be completely screwed in 2027 election

1 day ago

Orange Satan prays to the Archangel Michael for protection

1 day ago

More than 60 dead across South after Hurricane Helene

2 days ago

Senator Stepford Wife (R-AL) decries IVF’s use as a political football

2 days ago

Rasmussen polls even more of a scam than originally thought

2 days ago

Tom Emmer lies to anchor’s face and says JD Vance is “very likable”

2 days ago

US fighter jets pew-pew ISIS and Al-Qaeda targets in Syria

2 days ago

Former Florida Republican Congressional candidate charged with threatening to kill opponent, ’cause why not?

2 days ago

Surprise! Republicans and Dems split on Electoral College: polls

2 days ago

Debate Loser again denies he’s filing lawsuit against ABC’s Muir

3 days ago

Big Trucks, Big Fun, Sick Burn!

3 days ago

Harris leads in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nebraska’s 2nd: NYT polls

3 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIII

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