Trump doesn't think we remember Hurricane Maria

Great honor to have the endorsement of the Governor of Puerto Rico, Wanda Vázquez Garced. As I have always said, Donald J. Trump is the best thing to ever happen to the people of Puerto Rico. The drug manufacturers are now coming back. Biden ended that program! @wandavazquezg

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2020

We remember this, though:

Arizona man jumps off of moving roller coaster

Drake sues label alleging bots boosted Kendrick Lamar diss track

HUGE sale on Democrat swag! Hurry!

Rudy snaps at federal judge

Farm groups already begging Trump to back off deportations

Maladjusted nerd has big issue with one of two nominees in clip

Walmart drops all DEI initiatives

Sheinbaum threatens to retaliate with tariffs

Breitbart photo editors go full “Stubbornly won’t admit subscribing to niece’s OnlyFans page was wrong after wife found out” face

More than two-thirds understand tariffs will raise prices: poll

Chicoms quake before Fat Orange Dragon’s might

Ohio man sentenced after shooting guy in face over potato chips

Wienery former Trump spokesman says Donald saved Christmas

Judge Chutkan dismisses Trump DC case without prejudice

Team Orange investigating Ephsteyn for influence peddling: CNN

“MASSIVE WIN for the rule of law”

Jack Smith moves to dismiss DC Trump case without prejudice

Orange Lord showers his golden glory upon replacement for Gaetz

Surprise! Shen Yun a human trafficking operation, per lawsuit

Next Trump Reich’s FCC chair vows to defeat Soros

Far right scumbag leads in Romanian presidential election

Ashley Madison exec reveals top US adultery hotspots to Fox News

No surprises whatsover from Pizzagate Asshole’s taste in music

Lost penguin deported from Australia

New York Post reports Trump to completely defeat Tren de Aragua gang but then the daydream ended and a cold reality sank in

MAGA Senators still fine-tuning Hegseth defenses

NASA developing phone-sized aquatic probes to explore Europa

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work