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Texas and Florida were stolen from Biden

It’s increasingly obvious that Texas and Florida were rightfully won by Joe Biden and it will be illegal to give those electoral college votes to Trump. The voting machines in those states were built by a company called Brominion, which has been linked to Sheldon Adelson, Mohammed bin Salman, Benjamin Netanyahu, Viktor Orban, and Vladimir Putin. There’s no way that there are that many Caucasian voters in either of those states. The rural areas are corruptly run. Bad, rotten things happen in Pampa, Texas. Miami has a Republican mayor of Cuban descent, and Republican Cubans are cheaters. The Jewish vote in Palm Beach was suppressed. Texas ballots for Trump were sent by people who are also on the mailing list for MyPillow catalogs, so they don’t actually exist. Demon sperm got into the brains of Latino voters in the Orlando area and made them cast supernaturally-influenced and thus completely invalid ballots for Trump.

So that’s it. Biden wins. Trump loses. End of story. Rudy can shut the fuck up.

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