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Coloradans reportedly waiting upward of twelve hours to be served at newly opened In-N-Out-Burger locations, first of two in the state

CBS 4 Denver reports that the line to get into one of Colorado’s first two In-N-Out burger locations (one in Aurora and another in Colorado Springs both opened their doors for the first time on Friday) wraps all the way around the perimeter of the Aurora Town Center, which I guess is big but I have no idea since I’ve never been there.

“Right now we estimate the line to be 1.5-2 miles long and the wait is now 14 hours.” tweeted the Aurora Police Department Friday evening, to which local TV journalist Kyle Clark replied “It’s only 7 hours and 43 minutes from Aurora, Colorado to the In-N-Out in Orem, Utah.”

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