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6 hours ago

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Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

7 hours ago

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Tired: Greenland, Wired: Gaza

8 hours ago

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Idaho man made powerful secret ring to steal shit from Walmart

9 hours ago

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Mangione hires death penalty expert lawyer

11 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

12 hours ago

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Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

13 hours ago

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USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

14 hours ago

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FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

14 hours ago

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British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

15 hours ago

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Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

16 hours ago

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MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

17 hours ago

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Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

17 hours ago

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President guarantees nominee will cure autism

18 hours ago

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Waffle House offering special price on eggs

18 hours ago

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Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

19 hours ago

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Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

20 hours ago

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New Pentagon spokesman dropped 2022 Pennsylvania GOP Senate bid after judge found allegations of domestic abuse credible

20 hours ago

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NYPD nabs two teenage subway train joyriders

21 hours ago

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Fox News reports Blue State illegally defying Red State

21 hours ago

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ChiComs hit US oil, coal, LNG with tariffs, investigating Google

22 hours ago

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FBI’s X-Files unit fear getting snagged in Trump’s Capitol riot purge

1 day ago

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#MAGA #WINNING #MAGA #WINNING #MAGA

1 day ago

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Trudeau also says Trump caved

1 day ago

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Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

2 days ago

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Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

2 days ago

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Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

2 days ago

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New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

2 days ago

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MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

2 days ago

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Trump already caves to Mexico

2 days ago

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“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

2 days ago

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US-Canada trade talks going great

2 days ago

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ICE releasing undocumented detainees from custody

2 days ago

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Dems planning to get their pound of flesh in funding talks

2 days ago

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British Columbia premier bans sales of booze made in Red States

2 days ago

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“We may have short term, some, a little pain”

2 days ago

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Wall Street Journal controlled by China: report

2 days ago

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Minoan-era cataclysm suddenly trending again in Greece

3 days ago

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Eric Schmitt sort of admits Trump is a fucking mentally ill shitbrain

3 days ago

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Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck diverge again

3 days ago

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Ketamine Brain sues Lego, Nestle, Tyson Foods, and others for not buying ads on platform filled with racist conspiracy theory bullshit

3 days ago

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Transportation Secretary won’t share evidence of DEI scourge

3 days ago

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President Dipshit already getting defensive over tariffs

3 days ago

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Harris gets big applause at DNC meeting

3 days ago

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Water expert proud of his underling’s accomplishment

4 days ago

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Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

4 days ago

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New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

4 days ago

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McDonald’s settles lawsuit against Latino scholarship program

4 days ago

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Movie Night Friday: The Last Waltz

4 days ago

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“Viral” social media douchebags running wild with “Trump voter”

4 days ago

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