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- Particularly if Trump pardons his spawn, Joe Biden should pardon his son Hunter on his first day in office, so long as any back taxes are paid. Not only will it piss off Trumpublicans, but it will dismiss years of nuisance hearings for the next four (eight?) years.
- If Texans don’t want to be in the United States, fine. Revoke statehood. But don’t give it independence: make it a territory, and elevate DC or Puerto Rico to statehood (so we don’t have to change the flags). Then start taxing the oil refineries so we can get some tax revenue out of them. Let Texans learn what it feels like to be second-hand citizens for awhile.
- We’ll have a 7-day running average of daily coronavirus fatalities of 3,000 on New Year’s Day. The scale of loss will never be fully comprehended in the United States.
- We all know the SCOTUS order dismissing the Texas election case isn’t the end of the issue. Rudy can still milk Trump donors for $500-$600,000 more, easy.
- I’ll lay even money odds that Trump does not get filmed getting the vaccine. Two reasons: he’s scared of needles and he would have to exhibit his flabby biceps to the American public.
- Saturday is the 20th anniversary of the Bush v. Gore decision being handed down by SCOTUS. It only took them 19 years and 365 days to get it right. (And, yes, anal proofreaders, it *is* 365 days because it’s a Leap Year. So, HA!)
- Parler will be out of business by 2023. As Trumpublicans become more violent, Parler will be included as defendants in civil suits from victims for allowing terrorist groups to organize on the platform.
- State bar associations really need to revisit their ethical standards for taking cases to court, and also institute rules about making intentionally false statements to the public.
- Lemon Oreos are the best Oreo.
- On January 21, 2021, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul will introduce the “Budget Control Act of the Biden Administration” because Republicans will *suddenly* will become fiscally responsible… after Trump ran up a $3.1 trillion deficit.