Honestly, I don’t know how we at National Zero missed this world-changing event, but Fox Nation, the on-line upsell from Fox News, has debuted its very first original holiday movie, “Christmas in the Rockies,” a fun-for-the-whole-family flick from the network that brought you one of the worst television shows of all time. (I’m referring to the “Half Hour News Hour,” not “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”)
https://youtu.be/Jl12dVFOJes
In this sure-to-be-a-instant-classic in the likes of “Office Christmas Party” or “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,” this scampish tale of Katie Jolly (“Jolly“… get it? It’s a Christmas movie, fer cryin’ out loud! Of course she’s Jolly!) finding romance after a forestry accident, which is completely legit because it’s what trees are for, paralyzes her father will surely bring tears to your eyes, much like an onion or a quick kick to the groin.
While falling in love with Harrison Brock (what a name!), Katie must find a way to save Christmas in her hometown of Homewood, where obviously some unnamed liberal, billionaire-type person is somehow threatening the holiday, so she takes up ax-throwing, because Fox.
With cameos from some of your favorite Fox News stars like Steve Doocy and Ainsley Earhardt, the movie’s available on the Fox Nation online platform, if you really want to see it.