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Some QAnon fans believe “The Storm” will happen in DC on March 4th, so try to guess which local hotel nearly tripled rates on that day

Those wacky 21st century Millerites in QAnon have come up with a new date for their prophecy of their God, former President Trump ushering in a new golden age of whatever the hell it’s supposed to be. March 4th was Inauguration Day until 1937 following the ratification of the 20th Amendment in 1933, and for whatever reason that’s when they think Trump makes his big comeback.

Maybe this is just a coincidence, but the Trump International Hotel DC shows a curious spike in room rates on March 3rd and 4th, nearly tripling the lowest nightly accommodation price.
Now, if for just a moment, you don’t believe this price increase is a coincidence – and unless there’s some actually important event going on in the area that we may not be aware of at this point, it is definitely not a coincidence – you have to marvel at the cynicism here, because not only is the Trump Organization capitalizing on the fanatic loyalty of its namesake’s fanbase, they’re actually dishonestly creating a feedback loop in the unmanaged expectations of said fanbase. “SEE?!? ROOM RATES AT THE TRUMP HOTEL IN DC ARE TRIPLING! THAT MEANS SOMETHING’S GOING DOWN!!! THE TRUE PRESIDENT IS RETURNING TO POWER!!!” Best part is that these rooms are priced perfectly for Biden’s $1,400 stimulus checks so the QAnon faithful lucky enough to score a room don’t need to put it on their Visa card.

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