Trump obviously pretty pissed about the CDC mask guidance update, says he and his administration "came up with" vaccines

“Isn’t it incredible that of the vaccines, which I and my Administration came up with years ahead of schedule (despite the fact that including Fauci, said would never happen), that we no longer need masks, and yet our names are not even mentioned in what everybody is calling the modern day miracle of the vaccines? Without the vaccines, this world would have in for another 1917 Spanish Flu, where up to million died. Because of the vaccines we pushed and developed in record time, nothing like that will be even close to Just a mention please! The Biden Administration had zero to do with it. All they did was continue our plan of distribution, which was working well right from the beginning!” – Statement from the Orange God Emperor.

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“Whatever”

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