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“THE BEST DEFINITION OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday for reasons inscrutable other than that he’s just fucking insane and isn’t getting any less so. The fat bastard then posted “Congratulations to Daniel Noboa, who will be a great leader for the wonderful people of Ecuador. He will not let you down!” with a link to a BBC article with a headline specifying that Noboa was reelected and thus already president.

Demented Donald then later posted that Joe Biden and Volodymyr Zelensky “allowed” Russia to invade Ukraine, writing “The War between Russia and Ukraine is Biden’s war, not mine. I just got here, and for four years during my term, had no problem in preventing it from happening. President Putin, and everyone else, respected your President! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WAR, BUT AM WORKING DILIGENTLY TO GET THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO STOP. If the 2020 Presidential Election was not RIGGED, and it was, in so many ways, that horrible War would never have happened. President Zelenskyy and Crooked Joe Biden did an absolutely horrible job in allowing this travesty to begin. There were so many ways of preventing it from ever starting. But that is the past. Now we have to get it to STOP, AND FAST. SO SAD!” as if the fat fuck didn’t say he’d have it ended in the first 24 hours of the beginning of his second maladministration.

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