Taco Bell is now marketing new promotional merchandise that’s aimed squarely at the gentleman who has a closet full of white tank-tops, a collection of gold chains with crucifixes and who has seen the movie “The Godfather” at least twelve times. The company’s new “Hot sauce packet jump suit” is available on their company website for $70.00.
Although there is no information regarding fiber content or where the item is made, it does include the claim: “Set comes with a pair of track joggers and a track pullover for both comfort at home and for a brisk morning jog to your neighborhood Taco Bell!” That may be considered a bit of a mistruth, as a more correct description would probably be, “Perfect for cruising to Taco Bell in your ’93 Sedan DeVille while you occasionally scream out the window that other people are driving too slow and muttering a continuous stream of racial epithets at pedestrians.”