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Orange Tyrant vows again to travel to Alaska to rally against Murkowski, an extremely unlikely prospect given the flight time

“Senator Lisa Murkowski has cost the great people of Alaska billions and billions of dollars by voting for Radical Left Biden appointees, which in turn led to the revocation of ANWR drilling, which Alaskans have been fighting to see happen for six decades. Not only did Murkowski kill the biggest economic stimulant for the State, but also one of the biggest energy producing sites in the world. Nobody thought ANWR could be opened. We got it done, and she allowed it to be killed. She’s the best friend Washington Democrats ever had – and Alaska’s reward for that betrayal is an empowered Left coming after their wealth and jobs. I think she will be met very harshly by the Alaska voters in 15 months, and I will be there to campaign against her!” – Former Guy statement.

As we’ve said here before, this is very unlikely to happen, as it’s an eight and a half hour flight from Palm Beach, Florida to Anchorage, Alaska, and Trump despises traveling farther than he can make it back to sleep in a bed owned by him (some have said this is part of the reason he lost Arizona in the 2020 election). It might happen once at most simply to allay skepticism from us media people, but any more than that we’d be impressed by Donald following through on his hatred.

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