Promising “fun, fun, fun for everyone,” Donald Trump and sidekick Bill O’Reilly are offering VIP tickets to “The We’re History Tour” of two old white male sexual harassers for a total cost of more than $18,000 for a pair, according to various news outlets.

Tickets for commoners will be just $106 each–not including fees and processing charges–but then, you won’t get the front row floor seats, the pre-event “meet and greet” and the opportunity to have your photo take with Trump and O’Reilly.  (Details are sketchy if Trump will personally grab women by the pussy or if O’Reilly will rub falafels over the ladies individually.)

VIP tickets are $7,500 each, with processing fees and taxes taking the cost to more than $8,500 when purchased through Ticketmaster. 

O’Reilly has said there would be at least four events, scheduled so far in Florida and Texas.  He noted that he hopes to have more than 20 cities lined up for future tours.  Claiming his role in the production will be as “historian/journalist” even though he’s neither–O’Reilly created out of whole cloth a new scenario of Christ’s crucifixion for his book “Killing Jesus,” essentially rewriting the Bible–the podcast host vowed the event “will not be boring.”

Trump, for his part, said the event will be “fun, fun, fun for everyone,” which greatly depends on if his Depends hold up–and if you feel hearing two wealthy white male septuagenarians discuss how they’ve been unjustly persecuted throughout their lives equates to entertainment to you.  But then, you’d be the ones who paid to hear them.