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Spice company hiring “Director of Taco Relations”

Seeking a “resident consulting taco consultant,” McCormick & Company is looking to hire a “Director of Taco Relations” to research taco trends and report back to the company the latest taco taste trends.

While it’s only a temporary position lasting four months, the Hunt Valley, Maryland-based company wants the selected applicants to answer such pressing questions as “Which are better, hard shell or soft shell?”, “Is there a way to turn any dish into a taco?”, “How taco spice flavors can be used to outside of a taco?” and “What does the future of tacos look like?”

“The ultimate responsibility for the Director of Taco Relations is to bring together and unify all taco lovers, young and old, in the name of tacos!” the job description states.  The top job responsibility is “Keep tabs on taco trends, trolling TikTok, partaking in virtual calls to learn more about unique taco offerings from taco chefs across the country. Share these findings with the McCormick team to keep everyone taco-ing about tacos.”

The promotional position would require the successful candidate to travel around the country making appearances for McCormick, which owns brands including Zatarain’s, El Guapo, Lawry’s and Old Bay.  The company hopes the individual will drive traffic to the brands’ social media accounts.

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