Categories
Uncategorized

Florida man pleads guilty to conspiring to kill ex-girlfriend and new husband, told would-be hitmen to spray BLM graffiti on scene

DOJ press release: “A Palm Beach County resident has pled guilty to one count of hiring someone to murder a woman in her West Palm Beach home During a hearing yesterday in federal district court in Ft. Lauderdale, 51-year-old Daniel Slater admitted that his original plan was to kill not only the woman, but also her husband. From May to June 2020, Slater met with an associate who agreed to commit the murders. They discussed logistics, including bringing in a third person to assist. At some point during their discussions, Slater and his associate drove by the victim’s home, during which Slater instructed his associate on how to carry out the murders when the time came.”

“For instance, Slater pointed out which of the home’s windows to shoot through to kill the couple. Slater also instructed his associate to spray-paint the house to make it appear as if members of the Black Lives Matter movement had committed the crime. Slater agreed that as payment for the murders, he would forgive a debt that his associate owed him. Slater also agreed to pay the fees of the third person they talked about bringing in to help. In the end, the planned murders did not occur, and the intended victims suffered no physical harm.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

1 hour ago

Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

2 hours ago

Frailty, thy name is Donald

3 hours ago

NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

4 hours ago

Naoero is the new Nauru

5 hours ago

Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

5 hours ago

Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

6 hours ago

UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

7 hours ago

CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

8 hours ago

Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

8 hours ago

Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

9 hours ago

Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

20 hours ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

1 day ago

Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

1 day ago

Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

2 days ago

Houthi missile threat to critical Saudi oil processing hub “could upend Trump’s midterm message”: Politico on what really matters

2 days ago

Not-Movie Night Friday: The Shadow Over Innsmouth audiobook

3 days ago

Regime admits former Olympian didn’t damage Reflecting Pool

3 days ago

Surprise! President Blood and Soil thrilled by Ceuta rush

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Cabinet members deservingly suffer bleak meeting

3 days ago

Floridians advised to prevent leprosy by avoiding wild armadillos

3 days ago

Bernie Moreno taking familial frustrations out on Anthony Fauci

3 days ago

Spanish North African enclave overrun by 60,000 migrants

3 days ago

Orange Baby whines over his betrayal carrying consequences

3 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with very simple, easy tests of moral character

4 days ago

Talarico 51 – Picasso Face 48 in Texas: Fox News poll

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Creepy grampa has ideas about trucks

4 days ago

Orange Dictator really, really wants immunity from IRS audits

4 days ago

Now it’s “you can’t go to the Obama museum without a photo ID”

4 days ago

Regime gutting counterterrorism capabilities

4 days ago

Senate GOP postpones Todd Blanche nomination vote

5 days ago

Deeply unpopular tyrant speaks from his throne: Watch Live

5 days ago

Fat Rapist hits new low of 32 percent approval in QU poll

5 days ago

Volcano needs attention again: Live video

5 days ago

Secret Service surveilled James Comey prior to indictment

5 days ago

Orange Fuhrer’s approval now at 34 percent: Economist/YouGov

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: DC bids farewell to its dearest Lindsey

6 days ago

Florida seniors get special recognition from Governor Ron DeSantis

6 days ago

Talarico 45 – Paxton 40 in Texas: poll

6 days ago

Axios finds polite way to call Trump a deranged fucking idiot

6 days ago

Southern Japan hit with 7.1 magnitude earthquake

6 days ago

Vexatious invalid plainly not keeping up with lawyers’ day-to-day

7 days ago

Regime petitions Supreme Court to throttle mail-in voting

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Shitbrain slurs through Michigan speech

7 days ago

Texas MAGA Congressman under House Ethics investigation

7 days ago

Japanese Pokemon fandom now even more dystopian

1 week ago

Newspaper missing from McConnell proof-of-life photo

1 week ago

Cracker Barrel CEO to step down

1 week ago

“Remember, stupidity always brings LOSING AND DEATH!”

1 week ago

Orange Mental Patient goes on weird, dark AI slop shitpost binge

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x