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Orange God Emperor very quick to melt down over Pelosi

“Nancy Pelosi is a known nut job. Her enraged quotes that she was afraid that I would use nuclear weapons is just more of the same. In fact, I was the one that got us out of wars, not into wars. And I was the one who got respect for our Country again, not like now when the leaders of the entire World are laughing at us. They didn’t laugh when I was there!” – Trump Statement.

Emperor Fat-fuck-itus is of course responding to this preview of “I Alone Can Fix It” in the Washington Post which detailed a conversation between Joint Chiefs Chairman General Mark Milley and Pelosi: “After the failed insurrection on Jan. 6, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) called Milley to ask for his guarantee that Trump would not be able to launch a nuclear strike and start a war. ‘This guy’s crazy,’ Pelosi said of Trump in what the book reported was mostly a one-way phone call. ‘He’s dangerous. He’s a maniac.’ Once again, Milley sought to reassure: ‘Ma’am, I guarantee you that we have checks and balances in the system,’ he told Pelosi.”

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