“Time to put some pepp in your step: Beyond Pepperoni has officially arrived! We’ve once again teamed up with our friends at Pizza Hut, this time to create a plant-based version of America’s favorite pizza topping. It’s everything you love about classic pepperoni – crisped edges, savory and smoky flavor, just the right amount of subtle heat – now made from simple, plant-based ingredients like peas and rice. Beyond Pepperoni also contains no GMOs, soy, gluten, hormones, antibiotics or cholesterol” says the probably Chinese-connected Beyond Meat company on their blog.

This is just another example of how the totalitarian left, having failed in its quest to indoctrinate wide swaths of freedom-loving traditional American families into their hateful, socialist agenda, have turned their claws onto big business, forcing them to sell so-called “healthy” Franken-meat garbage to their base of lesbian college professors who drive Subaru hybrids. THEY are the ones holding American consumers hostage to this corporate communist madness, with their spending power and alleged “popular” influence over these sort of decisions.

The radical leftists are just going to increase the market for these abominations and there’s nothing “Patriots” can do about it. Literally nothing short of bankrupting Pizza Hut and Beyond Meat somehow through boycotts but that’s very unlikely, so that’s it. The leftists win this one.