Starting at sundown on Wednesday, September 15th, the Jews will begin atoning for their sins in the somber holiday of Yom Kippur, an article by WABC New York revealed. While information describing Yom Kippur to National Zero’s goy staff explained it as a somber, prayerful time of self-reflection, the “atonement” part lent it to a misleading headline designed to troll whatever MAGA and QAnon-loving Anti-Semites happened across it. G’mar chatima tovah to all of our readers of the Jewish faith, from your gentile friends at National Zero. Tonight we shall eat Chinese food and watch movies in solidarity with your traditional non-celebration of the holidays of others.