Lewandowski fired from Trump PAC

“[Corey] Lewandowski out, per Trump spokesman: ‘Pam Bondi… has our complete faith and confidence in taking over MAGA Action. Corey Lewandowski will be going on to other endeavors and we very much want to thank him for his service. He will no longer be associated with Trump World.’ Trump fired Lewandowski in June 2016. Then he called him from the GOP convention a month later” reports NYT’s Maggie Haberman on the fallout over the longtime Trump minion’s alleged sexual harassment of a woman named Trashelle and affair with SD Gov. Kristi Noem.

Also note how a Trump spokesman uses the somewhat stupid mainsteam media metonym “Trump World” to refer to themselves. We here in National Zero World find that especially funny.

Little Debbie for me, not for thee

FBI arrests Utah Homeland Security agent for selling bath salts

Hegseth actually getting in front of something for once

Don Jr 💔 Kim Guilfoyle

Philippines veep fucks off from hearing on her threats to president

Judge blocks Infowars sale to the Onion

Jesse Watters really excited for US to annex Canada

Stygian gorgon headed to land of ancient myths and legend

Mangione’s manifesto

Google-backed chatbot told kid to kill parents: lawsuit

Manhattan DA asks judge to postpone Trump sentence to 2029

“There are still avenues to hold Hunter Biden accountable”

Corn syrup country fears Bobby Jr’s influence on Trump policies

Georgia cop kills woman in crash while rushing to respond to Russian false flag bomb threat at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home

Breitbart reports Biden copying Trump’s routine

Orange Hitler mocks Trudeau as “governor” of Canada

Tren de Aragua’s tentacles reach into North Dakota: New York Post

Surgeon General nominee Rube Goldberg-icided her dad in 1990

Jesse Watters evidently not down with populist vigilantism

Nevada commissioner tosses Murdoch bid to alter family trust

Tulsi doesn’t want to talk about her dude’s big loss

Luigi Mangione named in Thompson assassination

Arby’s employee killed in the line of duty after trying to kill cop

Man in custody in Pennsylvania in connection to Thompson murder

“Cause I love the Constitution, I’m an originalist, but…”

Supreme Court turns away Trump Manhattan gag order petition

True crime TikTokers meh on helping find UHC CEO’s assassin

Yoon banned from leaving South Korea

Fox News reports former nepo-hire on-air talent leaving current nepo-hire job amid speculation she’s going to be nepo-hired again

MAGA think tanker not optimistic about ending 14th Amendment

Habba headed to the White House

Assad given villain’s welcome in Moscow

Orange Fuhrer says he’ll deport citizens born to illegal immigrants

Long Island Trekkie getting non-stop harassment for her nerd-dom

Bashar Al-Assad flees Syria

Syrian rebels in Damascus, searching for Assad

“Why Is the Media Fixated on Pete Hegseth While Anderson Cooper Takes Shots Every NYE on CNN?” asks right wing site

South Korean president survives impeachment vote

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCIII

Volcano near Anchorage, Alaska sounds like it’s getting all crampy and irritable like it’s that time when you should stay out of its way

Fuentes booked

NASA sets about unfucking Artemis lunar capsule’s heat shield

“We’ve all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that”

Bahamas also says fuck no to Trump deportees

Romanian court nukes election result over Russian propaganda

Orange Caesar says it’s going “very well” for nominee who told senators he’ll get sober if confirmed… also his mom called them too

Peruvian prosecutors probing president’s plastic pruning procedure

Sheinbaum seeks deal to avoid taking in non-Mexicans

State media hands “Patriot of the Year” award to Dear Leader

Fauci, Smith also on list of potential Biden preemptive pardons