Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume XLI

  • Lev Parnas’s conviction is a great way to end the week. For us, I mean.  Probably notsomuch for him.  
  • Colin Powell’s legacy is a complicated one:  A masterful military leader who sullied his reputation by promoting false claims leading to the 2003 Iraq invasion.  Reportedly, he regretted his part in leading the US to that war.  I, for one, believe he did not know the information he presented to the UN was fake and that he was a patsy for the Bush era neo-cons.  
  • Had John McCain chosen Colin Powell as his running mate in 2008, he could have very possibly won the Presidential election.  Had Powell decided to run in 2000, he would’ve been the GOP nominee.  His presence at the leadership of the Republican Party would have averted the chaos of the current times.  One person’s desire to stay out of politics drastically changed the course of American history.  
  • Matt Gaetz took to the House floor to whine about a guy who made a death threat on Twitter, but he doesn’t want to pursue investigations into January 6th attackers who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and hang Mike Pence.  IOKIYAMAGA.
  • I’m a little disappointed “Guatemalapalooza” didn’t get any love.  I thought it was my best line of the week.
  • TruthSocial will end up being a “boil the frog” financial scam for the Trump cabal.  I foresee them requiring you to enter in a credit card number to sign up, even though the site is free at the start.  Then, six months later, they’ll announce that there will be a $3.00 monthly fee.  “No big deal,” most people will think.  Two months after that, it’ll increase to $5.00 per month.  They’re banking on their cult members not caring about increasing fees.  It’s like a car dealership selling you undercoating.  
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene testified at the sentencing hearing for the Marine officer (whom she had never met) who pleaded guilty to numerous charges of insubordination for social media posts, but strangely, she did not show up at the trial of the Parkland shooter whom, she believes, is the victim of a false flag operation because the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High mass murder was a hoax.  Shouldn’t the greater “injustice” of the mass murderer/false flag victim’s plea merit her speaking up with the evidence she has?
  • Black teas get milk and sugar.  Every other tea–herbal, green, rooibos, white–get honey only.  There is no debate on this.
  • We don’t cover The View on NatZero, but I came close when Condelezza Rice said on the show that it’s time for the nation to “move on” from the January 6th attack to deal with the things that really concern the American people.  According to Pew Research, 78% of Americans feel it’s important to prosecute the domestic terrorists who attacked the Capitol.  How are Republicans so out of touch?
  • Another thing from that interview:  Rice claimed she never wants to return to Washington, apparently taking herself out of contention for any campaign in the future.  That leaves Nimrata Haley as the last woman of color–any color, even white–in line for a national campaign for the GOP.  
  • Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are signed to star in an upcoming movie about Barbie and Ken, the iconic dolls produced by Mattel.  Gosling will play the famously anatomically-incorrect Ken, although there is no word on how committed is to performing the role authentically.  
  • I am disproportionately pleased with our new TV remote control.  It’s gratifying having something happen when I push the button the first time.
  • Juices, in order of preference:  cranberry, orange, pineapple, grapefruit (although I can’t drink it anymore).  No one over the age of five drinks apple juice.  I can only drink tomato juice (or its cousin, Bloody Mary mix) on airplane flights. And don’t come near with purple grape juice or something labeled “juice cocktail.”
  • Cranberry is the most versatile of juices, appropriate for morning breakfast or diverse evening cocktails.  You could use pomegranate juice as a more expensive substitute.  
  • For those of you with friends or family in Virginia, please urge them to vote in Tuesday’s gubernatorial election.  Terry McAuliffe needs to win that race, and the only way he does is through massive turnout. (Okay, so I’m a week early.  So vote early!)

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Chicoms quake before Fat Orange Dragon’s might

6 hours ago

Ohio man sentenced after shooting guy in face over potato chips

8 hours ago

Wienery former Trump spokesman says Donald saved Christmas

10 hours ago

Judge Chutkan dismisses Trump DC case without prejudice

11 hours ago

Team Orange investigating Ephsteyn for influence peddling: CNN

13 hours ago

“MASSIVE WIN for the rule of law”

14 hours ago

Jack Smith moves to dismiss DC Trump case without prejudice

14 hours ago

Orange Lord showers his golden glory upon replacement for Gaetz

15 hours ago

Surprise! Shen Yun a human trafficking operation, per lawsuit

16 hours ago

Next Trump Reich’s FCC chair vows to defeat Soros

17 hours ago

Far right scumbag leads in Romanian presidential election

18 hours ago

Ashley Madison exec reveals top US adultery hotspots to Fox News

19 hours ago

No surprises whatsover from Pizzagate Asshole’s taste in music

19 hours ago

Lost penguin deported from Australia

20 hours ago

New York Post reports Trump to completely defeat Tren de Aragua gang but then the daydream ended and a cold reality sank in

2 days ago

MAGA Senators still fine-tuning Hegseth defenses

2 days ago

NASA developing phone-sized aquatic probes to explore Europa

2 days ago

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

2 days ago

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

3 days ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

3 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

3 days ago

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

3 days ago

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

3 days ago

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

3 days ago

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

3 days ago

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

3 days ago

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

3 days ago

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

4 days ago

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

4 days ago

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

4 days ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

4 days ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

4 days ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

4 days ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

4 days ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

4 days ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

4 days ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

5 days ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

5 days ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

5 days ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

5 days ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

5 days ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

5 days ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

5 days ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

5 days ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

5 days ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

5 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

5 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

5 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

5 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x