“Would we be surprised that after years of being told they are the problem–that their manhood is the problem–more and more men are withdrawing into the enclave of idleness and pornography and video games,” Republican Missouri Senator (and secret suitor of Ms. Pacman) Josh Hawley declares at the Edmund Burke Foundation as he tries to set up a weak line he thought would be a tearjerker. “I found the comment by one young man to a Wall Street Journal report particularly evocative, and particularly heartbreaking. He said, ‘I’m sort of waiting for a light to come on so I can figure out what to do next.'”