LGB Coin, the latest in MAGA-themed crypto currencies was heavily promoted at a Donald and Melania Trump-hosted Christmas party, held in a hangar in Naples, Florida over the weekend, per reporting by Patriot Takes on Twitter. And yes the “LGB” stands for “Let’s Go Brandon”.

The new cryptocurrency is the brainchild of some douchebag named James Koutoulas, who bills himself as an “Investor Protection Advocate”, “Hedge Fund Manager”, and “fearless HODler” on the LGB Coin website (whatever the fuck “HODler” is supposed to mean) though he looks more like one of the sleazy, older, chunkier guys hanging out and drinking rum in the background of a reality porn video filmed somewhere in South Florida. LGB Coins are currently valued at $0.0000009845 each.

We weren’t even sure what was the most salient point to report on here from that Patriot Takes thread, given this moronic cryptocurrency and the party promoting it a being a massive clusterfuck of debased, Saturnalian Trumpism. In no particular order they are:

There was an auction at the party for autographed photos of Trump, one of which being from his infamous “Bible speech” in front of St John’s Church in Washington DC in June 2020.

Pro-Christmas warrior Madison Cawthorn calling the shindig a “Holiday Party”.

Condoms being distributed at a party honoring a man who doesn’t like wearing them.

Phones weren’t allowed at the event per Melania’s orders. Pics got posted anyway.

LGB Coin has increased to $0.0000009849 since we first pasted its value above