“Torching Christmas trees is an attack on Christianity, obviously,” Fox News host (and the “before” guy in a stool softener commercial) Tucker Carlson sneers. “It’s an assault on a religious observance. But current standards, destroying someone’s religious symbol would be called a hate crime. That’s a category much beloved and meticulously catalogued by the Biden Justice Department. The DOJ can tell you how many Korans were burned last year in the United States but they don’t keep track of Christmas trees. Why is that? Because they could care less. Christopher Wray isn’t dispatching a squad of FBI agents to investigate a case of Christmas arson. Merrick Garland is not going to issue a press release about it.”