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Biden makes ingenious play to appeal to QAnon voters by nominating JFK Jr’s sister for US Ambassador to Australia

In a bold move that could drive QAnon believers into the Dem column for the 2022 Midterms, President Joe Biden has nominated Caroline Kennedy, the older sister of QAnon leader-in-hiding John F Kennedy Jr, to be United States Ambassador to Australia, Bloomberg’s Jennifer Epstein reports. JFK Jr, who hasn’t shown up in Dallas yet after six-plus weeks of vigil by the Q sub-cult surrounding Michael Protzkoff aka “Negative 48” was not available for comment on the nomination, as he has been dead for 22 years, a condition that no amount of prayer will change.

In related news, Biden also named former US Olympic silver medalist figure skater Michelle Kwan to be ambassador to Belize, a small Central American country that probably doesn’t have any ice rinks. Belize, which like Canada and Australia is a monarchy ruled by British Queen Elizabeth II, was where a UK nobleman’s daughter-in-law recently fatally shot a cop in the head while giving him a massage on a boat dock. She was high on coke too. Anyway, congrats to Caroline and Michelle!

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