Attendees of a December 10-11th QAnon fan conference in Dallas who have since fallen ill are convinced they were the targets of a weaponized anthrax attack by the Deep State rather than the victims of what often happens when a shit ton of unvaxxed and unmasked people get together in a confined space, Vice News reports. The weeks since the ReAwaken America tour event (a demented MAGA version of TED Talks) in Dallas which featured headliners such as disgraced former General Mike Flynn, Eric Trump, Texas AG Ken Paxton, former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell, and Dr Stella “Demon Sperm Lady” Immanuel, among others, have seen at least several low level MAGAverse celebrities come down with something.

“There’s a 99.9% chance it’s anthrax,” said Q-universe famous podcaster Joel Oltmann on his show and no he didn’t cite any evidence whatsoever. Describing himself as “sick, sick”, Oltmann also claimed “Stop the Steal” dipshit Jovan Pultzer had “body lesions and weeping skin” and hasn’t been heard from in days. The anthrax claim was boosted by clowns such as former Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne and the alleged “real” QAnon/GOP House candidate Ron Watkins.

Alt-right fanboys pointed to a fog machine being used on the stage at the event as a possible vector for this supposed anthrax attack on the America First crowd, something which ReAwaken America tour CEO Clay Clark was forced to address during an interview with vicious, beady-eyed rodent Stewie Peters. Clark told Peters he’s not in the Illuminati and the anthrax was just a “rumor”.