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Seventy-five percent of Dakotas Senators now “RINOs”

Three of the four Republican United States Senators representing North and South Dakota are now “RINOs” hated by MAGA Land, coming off Sunday’s comments by South Dakota Junior Senator Mike Rounds on Trump’s still ongoing 2020 election tantrum. “As a part of our due diligence, we looked at over 60 different accusations made in multiple states,” rounds said on ABC’s This Week. “While there were some irregularities, there were none of the irregularities which would have risen to the point where they would have changed the vote outcome in a single state,” to which Steve Bannon posted on GETTR: “Mike Rounds is a disgrace to MAGA voters in South Dakota – he is a mouthpiece for Thune and McConnell and anti the Trump Movement and President Trump.”

Bannon of course is referring to Senate Minority Whip John Thune, the Republican Senior Senator from South Dakota, despised by the far right since December 2020 when he also fucked up and said Biden won fairly. Thune and Rounds’s neighbor to the north, Republican North Dakota Junior Senator Kevin Cramer is National Zero famous for the closely examined saga of the July 2021 heresy committed during a radio interview where Cramer told a caller that Ashli Babbitt was a criminal (by the way, to anyone who’s interested, The Gateway Pundit did actually report on that a day after we published that long analysis wondering why the MAGA media weren’t covering it).

That leaves North Dakota Senior Senator John Hoeven. His name has literally never once (until now, of course) appeared in a National Zero story, which is quite an accomplishment. We’ve published more stories about a Republican North Dakota state assemblyman sexually harassing a fellow Republican (while she was pregnant) than we have about one of the two United States Senators representing the vast, mostly empty state. Anyway, fuck John Hoeven. He sucks.

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