Michael Protzman aka “Negative48” is leading his brainwashed QAnon subcult captives on a little side trip from their still ongoing Dallas vigil for JFK Jr to return to go check out the Trump rally in Florence, Arizona on Saturday, Vice reports. Protzman, whose “Negative48” nom de guerre comes from a MAGAfied version of the ancient Jewish numerological system called Gematria (“Evil” is E[5] + V[22] + I[9] + L[12] = 48, hence “Negative” 48… Yeah, we know), has told his thralls there will be a special performance by a band consisting of Whitney Houston, Prince, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Tupac Shakur – among others – on stage at the Trump rally.

So Protzman is really big on the whole “these dead celebrities aren’t really dead” kick and despite his similar guarantees to his fans about a November Rolling Stones concert that didn’t materialize – let alone the Kennedys thing – they’re apparently all in on this one too. What’s disconcerting here is how QAnon cultists are incorporating classical pre-Trump global conspiracy shit into their modern belief system. “Elvis is still alive” has been around probably almost as long as Elvis Presley has been dead and somehow (by way of JFK Jr) it made its way into the Q universe. Cirsten Weldon, the QAnon podcaster who died of COVID-19 last week, recently claimed Kobe Bryant was secretly still alive and was in witness protection while he was woking to takedown LeBron James for sex crimes or whatever. Kind of makes one wonder why the freaks aren’t going around claiming Cirsten Weldon and the other dead Q influencers like Doug Kuzma and Robert David Steele are secretly still alive.

Unhinged as the whole dead celebrity thing is, it’s relatively harmless compared to the QAnon embrace of the other old school conspiracy mainstay: aliens. Specifically the evil reptilian ones, something Protzman’s equally dangerous Canadian counterpart, Queen Romana knows a thing or two about, and the delusion that caused a California QAnoner to murder his two children, believing they had reptilian ancestry from their mother’s side. That sick fuck faces the death penalty.