David McCormick, a capitalist said to be planning a campaign of the David Perdue/Kelly Loeffler stripe – meaning just say and do whatever MAGA bullshit he thinks will help get angry white nationalist hicks to vote for him – officially declared for the Pennsylvania GOP Senate primary on Wednesday, prompting New Jersey man Mehmet Oz’s “welcome” message. John Fetterman would crush either of their skulls as if they were large, overripe cantaloupes in his giant hands.