“I’m old enough to remember when we had a president who worked all day, every day for the American people. And by the way, took no salary,” Fox personality (and woman with so little self esteem she married Ewic) Lara Trump said. “Of course I’m talking about President Donald Trump who in four years in office made four dollars–that’s right, because he had to take one dollar a year, um, and I struggle to figure out any job where you could just not show up for a quarter of the days and keep your job.”
Editor’s notes: First, is Lara Trump morphing into Fran Drescher? Second, her felon-in-law spent more than 200 nights at one of his private clubs in New Jersey or Florida–not including the entire final month of his administration, which he did in exile from Mar-a-Lago. And Lara actually does know what it’s like to have a no-show job: She was getting paid $15,000 per month by the Trump campaign for doing basically nothing.