Irish national police are investigating after two dumbasses in the town of Carlow dragged a very obviously dead elderly man to the post office in an attempt to collect his public retirement benefits check, Independent.ie reports. “Gardaí are investigating all the circumstances surrounding the unexplained death of an elderly male in the Carlow area this morning, Friday 21st January 2022. The services of the Garda Technical Bureau and the Office of the State Pathologist have been requested. A post mortem will be conducted by the Office of the State Pathologist, the results of which will determine the course of the investigation,” said a Gardaí spokesman.