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Orange Pharaoh now claiming Dems “broke into” White House and Trump Tower, coins brilliant “Hillarygate” metonym to fake scandal

“Much of the now-uncovered espionage campaign of the Democrats breaking into the White House and my New York City apartment, took place after the 2016 Election as yet another way to undermine the upcoming 2020 Election. This spying into the Oval Office continued for a long period of time and further served to undermine and discredit the 2020 Election, along with massive ballot harvesting, phantom voters, and so many other things that made the Election a sham. The voting numbers were big and determinative!” said the Former Guy in one Wednesday evening statement.

In another statement Trump said, “Why isn’t the media asking who gave Crooked Hillary Clinton’s ‘plumbers’ their orders? With Watergate it was the coverup that turned out to be the far bigger crime. With Hillarygate it is the Mainstream Media Coverup that is almost as big of a crime as the act of treasonous espionage itself. It is showing the world why our media is truly the enemy of the people!” which is a natural fit since he already used OBAMAGATE in 2020.

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