Cheating punk ass Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva came in fourth place in the women’s figure skating event at the Beijing Winter Olympics on Thursday, the AP reports. It was a pyrrhic victory for karma overall however, Valieva’s Russian teammates Anna Shcherbakova and Alexandra Trusova took the gold and silver medals, while Japanese figure skater Kaori Sakamoto won the bronze.
Whether Valieva will be sent to the Luhansk People’s Republic, dressed in a Ukrainian military uniform, and ordered to round up and execute patients in an assisted living facility is unknown, but it would seem like a viable way to restore honor to her name, Russian-style.