Monday is Pi Day, the annual celebration of the number 3.141592653589793238462643383… and a whole shit ton of more digits. Infinity digits actually. Because 3/14 is 3.14 hahaha! Get it? Pi is a mathematical constant that means something about the angle of a circle or some shit. It’s represented by a Greek letter because that’s what eggheads do. They named COVID-19 variants after Greek letters too. So today celebrate π Day by ordering a pizza because it’s circular and that’s a “pie”. If you already had pizza on Sunday or for lunch, then order from a different place. Tell them you demand the price be $3.14 because of your mathematical beliefs. Be very firm about it.
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