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Angelina Jolie’s dad honors the “stripes, red, white and blue” of Flag

“Now we must not allow our children to be let down.  We must build up our country and we must become a nation of strength,” flailing actor and flailing human Jon Voight declares.  “Since Biden took office, he has lowered our, our nation’s standards and heightened out prices for his benefit.  He has lost our greatest loves, our truths, our freedom, our flags stripes red, white and blue.  But my dear friends, not for long.  For God is my witness, he, God, shall bring us all back to the greatness in this land where one will find their best potential.”

Set aside the gaffe about the Flag.  How would Joe Biden “benefit” from higher prices exactly?

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