Mike Huckabee wants to indoctrinate your children into the MAGA cult, so he’s providing you with this packet of propaganda products FREE (but you’ve got to pay $3.00 shipping and handling so they get your credit card information), much like a crack dealer will give you your first rock so you come back for more…. because a month later, you’ll be billed $21.90to have more propaganda sent to your child. And you’ll have another $6.49 billed to your credit card for a mind-numbing children’s MAGAzine. (They’re not calling it that, but they really should.). And every month after that, you’ll get those charges because Huckleberry will make it harder to cancel than the Columbia Record Club.
The “Patriotic Kids Gift Bundle” (which isn’t really a gift because you pay for it) includes “The Kids Guide to President Trump” and the latest issue of the brand-new EverBright Kids magazine, as well as super special digital content! “The Kids Guide to President Trump is unbiased and will help your kids learn everything there is to know, from his election in 2016 and his greatest accomplishments as president,” because all propaganda is unbiased, right?