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Arizona AG fails to find the bamboo ballots used in 2020 election

Republican Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich sent a letter detailing the findings of his interim report on the investigation into the 2020 Presidential election to state Senate President Karen Fann on Wednesday that did not mention anything about the bamboo ballots that were sent from China to unfairly rig the election against the America First patriot president and illegally install Sleepy Joe Biden and his crooked son Hunter the crackhead in the White House.

Brnovich went over some “problematic system-wide issues that relate to early ballot handling and collection” in the letter but did not say if the ballots were made out of bamboo, or were even illegal votes at all. He mostly just rambles on and on for 12 pages with zero mention of the panda food used to steal the election. It’s pretty boring and does not have any secret Chinese bamboo ballots in it. Brnovich also leave out all of the stuff about how the Jewish space lasers beamed mind control energy into the minds of voters in Maricopa County and made them use Sharpies to vote which are illegal. The routers too. He never got to see those routers and the CyberNinjas – who were definitely Deep State plants who purposely fucked up the audit – didn’t get to investigate them either because Maricopa County unconstitutionally criticized them on Twitter. The investigation was rigged. Someone should audit this letter and see if it’s made out of bamboo.

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