A diminutive, insecure tyrant publicly expressed concern Friday that neighboring a neighboring ultranationalist ally could be removed from power by an insurgent enemy, presenting a major threat on his kingdom’s northern frontier. “If Stacey Abrams is elected governor of Georgia, I just want to be honest, that will be a Cold War between Florida and Georgia at that point. I mean, I can’t have Castro to my south and Abrams to my north. That’d be a disaster,” said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis at the Indian Pass Raw Bar in Port St Joe, whose website boasts is full of “friendly locals in Tank Tops and Flip Flops. We’re known for our casual dining atmosphere, our wonderful food, and friendly service. When you get here, just grab a seat and get a drink from the cooler!”