Missouri Democrats have sued to block “a longtime Republican and vocal opponent of the Democratic Party” from actually running for a state House seat on their party’s ticket, the Missouri Independent reports. Firecrotch John D. Boyd Jr, “who has at least twice had full orders of protection entered against him (and) has a history of not paying his taxes…” paid a fee of $100 to the state Dem party to run in the primary for the 36th District. The party claims it has a “First and 14th Amendment rights of association,” to disassociate themselves from the creepy ginger.