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“We build the wall” asshole to plead guilty

Brian Kolfage, the disabled vet accomplice to Steve Bannon, indicted in 2020 for embezzling from the $25 million donated by MAGA dumbasses to their “crowdfunded” wall scam in 2018 will plead guilty to one count each of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering, as well as a related May 2021 tax fraud charge, Yahoo News reports.

Despite claiming he wouldn’t take “a penny in salary or compensation,” prosecutors found more than sufficient evidence to nail Kolfage to the wall for scamming at least $350,000 and then lying about it on his taxes, with ample photos of his Range Rover and boat paid for by white nationalist rubes who just wanted a wall built to keep Mexicans out of the country. The hardcore Trump fan was completely fucked over by the fat former president when he pardoned Steve Bannon, but not Kolfage, something the Donald could simply have done with the stroke of a pen but chose not to for whatever reason. We hope Brian Kolfage thinks extra hard on that part as he spends the next few years, possibly even decades of his life in federal prison.

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