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Watters: People in nice clothes should not be granted asylum because they look too good to be fearing for their lives

Just when you think the puddle can’t shallower, Fox personality and bro Jesse Watters claims that undocumented immigrants–shown on video getting off a bus after being kidnapped by Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott and dumped in Washington, DC–can’t be fearing for their lives because they’re wearing so-called “skinny jeans.”

“Look at the guy’s shirt. Look at the guy’s skinny jeans. You can’t show up to America claiming you’re fearing for your life dressed that well,” he whines.  I s’pose Watters will turn away Ukrainian refugees if they show up in Nikes.

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