“It’s absurd what they are claiming and lying about and the, they’re going to allow the press in the courtroom,” three toed sloth/human hybrid Congresswoman Majorie Taylor Greene (Q-Ga) tells former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis about her court appearance Friday in a lawsuit brought by her constituents to determine if she’s eligible for office and not a secessionist. “They’re going to allow the whole thing to be, ah, videoed live out to go anywhere in, in the world they want to, and you know what that’s going to look like. The Democrats and the nasty Mainstream Media, y’know, the, the ones that, th- that lie about me constantly anyways, well they’re gonna be able to twist and turn and clip out any little piece they want of the horrible things that these funded attorneys are going tah try and say about me, and it’s crazy, Jenna.”
One of two things will happen during Marge’s testimony: she’ll totally renounce QAnon and the domestic terrorists who attacked Congress, for which she will be excommunicated from Q for her betrayal; or she’ll start dishing dirt on her House colleagues about who was involved to show she’s a “real patriot” desperate to hold her seat.