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Florida activist sues to remove Bible from schools for depictions of violence, rape, incest and various other unseemly acts

Florida’s Chaz Stevens has filed lawsuits to get the Bible removed from school libraries in a motion using the new Ron DeSantis-supported legislation that bans discussions of sexuality from classrooms, NPR reports.

In petitions sent to school districts across the state, Stevens demanded the “immediately remove the Bible from the classroom, library, and any instructional material,” Stevens wrote in the letter to superintendents. “Additionally, I also seek the banishment of any book that references the Bible.”

The Bible has depictions of pedophilia, sexual deviance, incest, murder, patricide, filicide, state-sponsored mass murder, suicide, bestiality, group sex, infanticide, polygamy and other actions deemed inappropriate for minors, according to DeSantis.  The middle section of the book details the story of a homeless liberal man who dismisses the lessons of the early section of the book, chapters in which the supreme being annihilates millions of people because they did things like wore differing materials.

The book also encourages mass suicide, extra-judicial violence and the victimization of Jewish people, which would violate DeSantis’s ban against Critical Race Theory because it depicts one race acting violently against another, which should make people feel bad about the persecution.

The beginning chapters of the book also outline the conditions under which a Middle Eastern male may justifiably murder his children and spouse, with specified manners of execution.  The book also includes a recipe for a concoction dictated by the book’s lead character, God, for inducing abortions.

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