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Republicans terrified over possible Trump Twitter return

Republicans in Congress are worried that a Trump return to Twitter – which is not actually confirmed to be imminent after Elon Musk bought the platform and the fat bastard claimed he’s not interested in anyway – could actually be a gift to Dems, Politico Playbook reports.

“The lure of Twitter… may prove as irresistible for Trump as it is a potential return of a migraine headache for Republicans, who have not missed the tweets and the barrage of questions from the Trump-generated outrage du jour,” said GOP strategist grifter something Doug Heye, dismissing the Donald’s story he would stick with Truth Social. “There is no faster way for Trump to be front and center in the political conversation than rejoining Twitter, and he knows that.”

“If I’m a Democrat, I’d pray that Elon Musk puts Trump right back on Twitter,” said some anonymous chickenshit House GOP leadersip aide “I don’t think it costs Republicans the House, but it certainly will elevate Trump’s opinions – and is going to put Republican candidates and members back having to answer for that… It’s enough to probably cost us a couple seats.” Even worse is if they do win, they’ll have the Orange Warlord breathing down their necks at all times while pretending to govern. “This isn’t going to save Democrats’ majority, but it would make governing and passing those big, must-pass bipartisan items all the more excruciating,” said former Paul Ryan aide Brendan Buck.

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