QAdulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene and high school dropout Lauren Boebert are not actually friendly with each other privately, Politico reports. The issue specifically is that Boebert resents being publicly tied to Greene in the media and reportedly called out her fellow QAnon fan colleague over Greene’s February appearance at that pro-Putin white nationalist event with Nick Fuentes during a recent Freedom Caucasians meeting, a confrontation so heated that another member even had to physically get in between to stop them from coming to blows.
It sort of makes sense because we’ve noticed that, aside from them sitting next to each other and together jeering Biden during the State of the Union speech (which was a few days after the America First-fest), we don’t have any memorable record of the two conspiracy shitbirds otherwise making joint appearances. This never really stood out as noteworthy and certainly didn’t indicate enmity between them, but was kind of weird considering how friendly Greene appears to be with far right dipshits Matt Gaetz and Paul Gosar, for example. Per Politico however, Boebert is the one seen as more of a “team player” than Greene among the rest of the Freedom Caucasians.
Our money’s on Greene if they ever do throw down. She’s a fucking animal and would probably kill Boebert with her bare hands via strangulation after a quick flurry. We think the edge goes to Boebert in an armed conflict however, as she seems handier with an AR-15 than the QAdulteress.