Conservative British MP Neil Parish resigned his seat Saturday after twice being caught watching porn on his phone while sitting in a session of Parliament, Reuters reports. The exact genre of the porn was not specified, whether it was some vanilla stuff like reality POV, lesbian casting couch, etc or if Parish is some sick freak into shit like BDSM with candle wax or Japanese tentacle hentai stuff.
None of which we have ever seen, but had described to us by friends. These friends are very knowledgeable about such things, in contrast us who only consulted with these friends simply for the purpose of listing the above examples of pornography, which we have never seen.